Listen & Silent. Same letters, same attitude.
What do we want? A time machine!
When do we want it? Irrelevant!
Irony is… drawing trees on paper.
If I could pick three words that describe myself, they would be ‘I suck at math’.
I hate it when I buy a bag of air… and find chips in it.
One shouldn’t forget the letter ‘r’ when googling ‘Gary Oldman’.
Boobs are the proof that men can focus on two things at once.
If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up. And accomplishments disappear.
Happy Easter, everybunny!
Went to the store to buy some condoms. The cashier asked me if I needed a bag. I said “no, she’s not that ugly”.
I hate it when wikipedia copies my homework.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So whenever I forget, it will tell me ‘Your password is incorrect.’
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
If the music is too loud… you’re too old.
