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Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.

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How much deeper would the see be without all these sponges?

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Every time you make a typo, the errorists win!

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20 years later. Punk is dad.

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Things I’m going to stop doing in 2014:
1. Making lists.
2. DAMMIT!

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Rhinos are just fat unicorns.

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(10+9)((8)(7)+6-5-4)(3-2+1+0) = 2014

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I have CDO. It’s exactly like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE!

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There’s life after death. It is called organ donation.

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Always be nice to ugly girls. The pretty ones might be watching.

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Some women have mood swings…others have mood theme parks.

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I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Tupperware is the waiting room for the trash can.

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99% of all people on the internet are stupid. Proud to be part of the other 5%.

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So ducked up, it quacks me up!